Sometimes life just seems a bit empty. There’s nothing wrong per se, there just seems to be something missing that you can’t quite put your finger on. Now, you could go and fill it with booze and fags, or loose women and gambling (which you usually are with loose women) but that’s merely a quick fix. What you really need, is Twitter on your Nintendo DS…

Now, it isn’t the simplest of tasks by all accounts (not least because you’ll require fluent Spanish to follow the guides) but if you’ve got the time and the inclination you could be Tweeting from Nintendo’s portable plaything for now real reason except it makes you feel big, clever and Bumblegeek.

Do it now. And then work out how to Tweet from a Casio calculator watch…